|A ballad to data collection
O Messy friends, both poor and gentry
When did you last check your Directory entry?
Your details may be out of date
‘Next time we meet’ as 1808.
Your email may still be your last minister’s,
Your venue somewhere dark and sinister.
Your local families cannot find you,
Nor Regional Coordinator get behind you.
While you are on a New Year trajectory
Take a moment to check your Directory!